question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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