I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This is my gift to your gina
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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