Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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