And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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