Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
At least life still wants to fuck me.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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