Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I am never drinking with the goths again.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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