Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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