it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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