piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i now understand why vodka
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
