How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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