Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
