Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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