Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
