So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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