I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
