I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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