There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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