it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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