So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
And then he peed in my hair
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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