It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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