mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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