Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
We smell like vodka and hangover
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