On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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