you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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