Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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