you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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