So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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