I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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