that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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