Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
tell me about the fingering
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