i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
