so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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