This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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