So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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