if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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