the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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