Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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