Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
