why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
