Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
