This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
We need to rekindle our bromance
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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