yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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