I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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