The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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