Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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