he thought i was a dude.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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