He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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