No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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