I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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