Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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