at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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