Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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