i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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